Anti-Pokemon Wiki

New games Black and White will be released without color, with 3D thrown in because 3D sells. New pokemon are the same as ever, just changed a bit to look "cool". For publicity reasons, they borrowed characters and monsters from other franchises and put them in the games.

Story[]

A kid gets his first Pokémon, challenges Gym Leaders, beats the bad guys, and becomes the champion. Nothing like previous storylines. Completely new. Nothing we've seen before.

List of Pokemon[]

  • Green snake
  • Bigger green snake
  • Even bigger green snake
  • Red pig
  • Red boar
  • Red pork on a silver platter
  • Blue-ish otter
  • Another blue thingy
  • A bigger blue thing that might have some add-on that we haven't seen yet
  • Zoroark
  • Stupid-looking pink guy
  • Stupider-looking pink
  • Pinky
  • The Brain
  • About a thousand nondescript others that would waste too much time

New features[]

The games now include a moveable camera, and some device with no importance whatsoever. There's still the encyclopedia you have to fill up (good luck with that).