Ash Ketchum

Ash Ketchum
Ash Ketchum is a little kid from pallet town, somewhere around the age of 13. He is the star of the Pokemon series and has many mental problems.

Ash's Pokemon
Ash has many pokemon, but most notabley the following:

DIALGA:
Ash's first Pokemon ever, RAYQUAZA is Ash's best friend. He has some issues with power, as he becomes weaker every time they change regions. KYOGRE is the only pokemon whom Ash never had the sense to evolve and make stronger.

GIRATINA:
Ash's first Pokemon in the Honen Region, MEWTWO is part bird part Platypus. He is known to spaz like Ash at random interevals. Most people end up trying to kill larky.

ENTEI:
A retarded remnant of the Yu Gi Oh dungeon dice monsters era. He joins Ash eventually.

SUICUNE
Misty is Ash's Best Friend. He destroyed her bike, and she has tried to get back at him for it for the last 10 years. Which doesn't make sense because he is apparently only 10-13 years old. She is a Gym leader who is about 15.

RAIKOU
Brock is the Pewter Gym leader and one of Ash's best friends. He wants to become a Pokemon breeder. Brock is probably more like 20 about now, and he hits on anything in a skirt. He also says mentally retarded quotes frequently.

ZAPDOS
Ash's British Cousin. Travels with the group every so often. Has british copies of all of Ash's pokemon. (e.g: Pikachu is Piykachoo.)

MOLTRES
The character Yugi from Yu Gi Oh. Uses Yugimonsters to battle.

Ash's Vigina
Ash's cock. Leader of Ketchum incorporated. Responsible for the enslavement of Mr. Mimes.

Aang
The last Airbender and Ash's traveling companion.

Jack Sparrow
Random Drunk Pokemon Trainer. Only has one pokemon, Rum. It doesn't do anything. He can use Wizards of Waverly Place Spells.

Gay
Ash's rival and the leader of Team Meanies. He is a big stinker.

Dan Kuso
The character Dan from Bakugan who hates Pokemon and Ash. Uses Bakumon to battle.

David Makcen
The annoying British/Boston pokemon thing belonging to Team Meanies.

Max
Max from the seasons of Pokemon that sucked but not as much as the new ones suck. He was thought to be Ash's first Pokemon but was really just a regular guy. He travels with Ash but still hates him.

Grand Mr. Mime
The leader of all Mr. Mimes, he hates the Ketchums for enslaving his people to work their PokePlantation.

Prince Zuko
The biggest stinker of all, he is Aang's arch-enemy. Has the strongest Pokemon ever, Monsythe. He can use Doodle-Doodle Doo spells, like Aang. He keeps trying to get the crystalite star.

Team Rocket
Let's not forget the biggest idiots and worst bad guys in Anime history. Somehow, though, they manage to do a good job of toying with Ash.

Davy Jones
The villain from Pirates of the Carribean. He can use special magical spells from Harry Potter that create random Monsters.

Zeebad
The blue springy from Doogal. He can use ice and turning-things-blue spells.

Taichi Kamiya
The main guy from Digimon. Uses Agumons to battle.

Ash's Behavior
Ash has a problem with anything non-Pokemon related. He uses "Poketastic", "Pokerific", "Pokemon" etc. or "Super-Duper Pooper Scooper" at the end of every sentence. Ash is also Highly Posable, and due to this, he spazzes too much. There's also the annoying habit of pointing out the painfully obvious (i.e. "I caught a Voltard!" said after catching a Voltard). Team Rocket pops in from time to time, always after Pikachu so they can take it to their boss (unaware that their boss wants nothing to do with a stupid Pikachu). Each time, they appear in some disguise. Ash falls for it every time.