The Wacky Protestor

Wacky Protestor
The Wacky Protestor is a mentally disturbed, middle aged man with no life. Everybody thinks he's a complete freak of nature and everybody makes fun of him, so he moved into his mom's basement. He spends his time thinking of ways he can bring kids away from religious practices, though he is always stopped by Bibleman.

History
The Wacky Protestor had a mom, but his dad moved in with George Bush at a year after he was born. The parents named the child Georgybobsagotbillmistercheesenipantipantsofthemenofcolumbia, but it was shortened to "Wacky." One day, the child ripped up a bible, and to this day, he hates religion. He ran away from home at age 10,