Pokemon Ran Out Of Ideas

New games Black and White will be released without color, with 3D thrown in because 3D sells. New pokemon are the same as ever, just changed a bit to look "cool". For publicity reasons, they borrowed characters and monsters from other franchises and put them in the games.

Story
A kid gets his first Pokémon, challenges Gym Leaders, beats the bad guys, and becomes the champion. Nothing like previous storylines. Completely new. Nothing we've seen before.

List of Pokemon

 * Green snake
 * Bigger green snake
 * Even bigger green snake
 * Red pig
 * Red boar
 * Red pork on a silver platter
 * Blue-ish otter
 * Another blue thingy
 * A bigger blue thing that might have some add-on that we haven't seen yet
 * Zoroark
 * Stupid-looking pink guy
 * Stupider-looking pink
 * Pinky
 * The Brain
 * About a thousand nondescript others that would waste too much time

New features
The games now include a moveable camera, and some device with no importance whatsoever. There's still the encyclopedia you have to fill up (good luck with that).