Phil Lewis

Phil Lewis
Phil is one pretty rad-dad, from The Suite Life of Zach and Cody. His koolness is questionable, and he kinda sucks.

History
Phil left home when he was 1. Then he turned 2. Then stuff happened... and a really schwanky article (note: read that word again. Its "article", not "ardvark") was born. Unfortunately, one day, those stingy bois of da Typity-top Tipton destrOOOOOOOYed it, so u hav ta setol 4 this crap.

Toast
Phil had a passion for toast. He put toast in his toaster at LEAST once a month. Not only that, but he went sled riding with Michael J. Foxworthy (who is indeed quite worthy of foxes).

Small Talk
Phil had no interests whatsoever. Because of this, he had to base his every conversation off of meaningless small talk like "Lovely weather we've been having!"